DUBLIN GAYS

When your housemate brings down his drunken conquest to the kitchen for breakfast.

Credit to Aifric Ni Chriodain

When you were 15 and tried to go down on yourself.

When your boyf shaves his head and you are obsessed with it.

When you get home with a guy and his claims of ‘being big’ turn out to be lies.

How to get attention for a promotion at work when you have none of the necessary qualifications.

How to avoid the complementary cocktails at the 30th without having to kill the buzz and repeatedly state ‘I’m the designated driver’.

When you spend an hour torrenting the Game of Thrones finale and your computer crashes.

Why you can’t take your straight friends out to Samsara for cocktails.

When you get back from two weeks in Alicante.

When you wake up in bed surrounded by the discarded remnants of 3 McDonalds meals.